Laura (wife of Chad, cheerfully unpossessed of any sort of design sense): OK, tell me about this whole Vegas furniture show situation. What is it like?
Chad (Straight Guy with a Design Eye): It’s truly insane. Picture three massive buildings full from floor to ceiling with anything you’d put in your home. Each floor has about as much merchandise as a typical shopping mall, and there are 14 floors in each building! So you’re sifting through 42 shopping malls worth of merchandise in a couple of days.
L: To be honest, that sounds nauseating to me. Who goes? Who do you see there?